Monday, August 27, 2012

Introduction

Well let's start this off with a story, shall we?

Okay, so we had for a long time talked as many couples have I'm sure, and I hope, about our fantasies  and the one we had talked about many times was to try and have a threesome. Omg, I know how exciting, eh? But up till that point we had had sex just about everywhere you could imagine, the change room at several retailers, the chairlift at a mountain ski hill, the local park, sports fields, and as proud Canadians of course the canoe and the list goes on. I guess the important thing was in hindsight that we liked the thrill of being exposed, of maybe getting caught. But after we had done this for some time it was time to move on to the next fantasy....

A threesome.

How to have a threesome? What kind of threesome? MMW? MWW? And who do you ask? All very important questions we needed to asks each other and have well defined answers too.

So how to have a threesome? Well if you are to believe Penthouse letters they're happening everywhere, but outside of awkward cumbersome encounters in high school or backstage of a rock concert I don't think so. So we turned to where everyone does the Internet. But unfortunately much of the advice on the net is seemingly taken from Penthouse so not much help there and we were forced to go it ourselves.

So what kind of threesome? We had talked a fair bit an she couldn't see herself having two men in her at the same time, I told her that's not the way it has to go but that's the way she felt and so that's the way we needed to go. Alright, so, now we need to find a woman.

Who do you ask? Friends are out, we have only so many friends and a friendship is to valuable to risk with the awkwardness that would surely com after a night of playing naked twister. So once again we turned to the Internet, namely Craigslist.

So let's review, we are now looking for a MWW encounter over the internet on Craigslist.

Do you know how hard that is? It's got to be next to impossible, we tried off and on for maybe a year. Post after post, with humor details pictures we tried everything we even had several responses all went no where. We were sad. Then one October we went to Los Vegas and we tried Craigslist again thinking "this is sin city, how can you not get laid?" Well we didn't get anywhere, then we even tried looking at those stupid cards the Mexicans hand out on the strip. But then we thought again this is Sin city why not try a swingers club? After all we're only 3000km from home who's going to catch us? So we went to the Green Door Swingers club and since then we haven't looked back.
Okay, we did try Craigslist again but that's a story for another day....

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