Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Weekend in Edmonton Swingers Club!

Well, nothing exotic this week just a trip to the nearest club to us in Edmonton. But, we did meet a great couple who's first time it was to the club, actually any club. And the partner and I are always happy to help out a new couple ;-) So we were having a great time at the club, which we'll review later, the normal DJ who IMHO has awful taste in club music was replaced for the night with a DJ who actually played dance and so we were dancing a lot! I don't usually even care if we get any action at the club, as long as we have a good time dancing and talking with others I'm happy. But, after dancing and partying together this sexy couple came up to us and introduced themselves. They told us this was their first time coming to a club and they had had no idea what to expect, LOL, well we got to talking and of course we had to give them a tour of the clubs facility's (as limited as they are) we all walked up stairs to the play area, where there was no action happening... yet. ;-)
So of course we had to sit down for a minute and then before you can say boing! we were on each other. After everyone getting off we stopped to catch our breath and noticed suddenly we were surrounded by other couples, LOL. So after going back down for more drinks and more fun the week end was a success.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Review, Green Door Las Vegas

Well, this is where it all began for us. After looking for something too do in Vegas somehow I can't recall exactly we discovered the Green Door(GD). After getting ourselves all sexyed up and hot looking we called a cab to our hotel and tentatively gave him the address, "Oh, the Green Door he says. Ya, I know the place, used to be a trany bar in that mall. They're the best passengers, great tips and interesting people."
So with that we were off to the swing club.
Once pulling into the mall you're greeted by an all but vacant strip of empty bays and shady looking clubs with even shadier looking people in front of them. Don't be perturbed it's not that bad. We've walked from the monorail at 3am and had no problems, it looks scary but it's not that bad.
There are two swing clubs in the commercial centre the Green Door and Fantasy Singers Club(more on that in a mini review later), and a noted gay bar the Badlands Saloon there's also Hawk's Gym( a popular gay bath) and several other miscellaneous businesses/bars.
The Green Door is on the east end of the center taking up a huge portion of the Commercial Center's wing on that end to a total of 18,000 sq/ft.  You'll see it right away as it's very well lit and the exterior is painted in bright green.
Walking in you'll probably be greeted by a very friendly staff who'll tell you all about the club, including the rules. It's important at this point IMHO to ask the doorman before you enter how many couples are in the club, because if there is one thing about the GD that's true it's that it can definatly be a sausage fest in the early evening on a weeknight. So if there's no other couples you'll rather want to come back later in the evening or even better head a little ways down the strip and check out the badlands saloon. The Badlands Salloon is the afore mentioned gay bar in the Comercial Center, but the staff are very friendly to everyone and the liquid courage is cheap and pored strong.
Now back into the club and past the doorman at the booth and after a few turns past the web cam rooms your at the first bar area, (just a quick note here there is no liquor service at the club) where you can get yourself a drink I recommend the water. The water comes in a Green Door labeled bottle making it a great clandestine souvenir of your Las Vegas experiance your never going to forget, unless you drink to much then you probably wont remember anything.
So at this bar you've got the dance floor and the pool tables, not much action here unless it's the weekend then this area can really hop. Moving along the bar you come to a door leading down the hall to the spa and farther down a room to the side with a large bed and a sitting area to watch. Then further down the hall is the couples only rooms. This is where we spend a lot of our time as this is one of the few areas you can get some privacy with out peepholes watching over your every action. Around the corner is the stairs to the second floor, up here you'll find...  another bar!! Still no booze though. But there is a dungeon with several devices and other things to please any s&m fan, yay. There's also a large bathroom for any wet works you might fetish about and some more private rooms, but be careful because although these rooms may seem private there are mirrors on the ceiling to allow people to peek into them and if your getting on with the horizontal mombo don't be surprised when you look up and see a face peering over the wall as the walls don't go to the ceiling and many curious folks will take a peep. Oh, there's also several more rooms including a large dark room with a fountain plants a pole and lots of dark corners and beds to tuck yourself into and watch or fool around in.

Conclusion:
The Green Door is very large and provides a varied environment with rooms to indulge just about everyone's tastes and comfort level. Our favorite activity, aside from fucking, while there is to just wander around and see what's going on in any particular area and since the GD is so expansive once you walk from one end you can walk it all again and see whole new lucivious activities. We've gone back since and in October we'll be back again, we love this club and have enjoyed every visit so far.
Pros:
- Huge facility with variety of rooms and activities for almost anyone.
- Very friendly staff, they are out going and will answer any questions you'll have.
- Open seven days a week.
- Clean and it doesn't look like your grandpas basement, like some clubs.
- The weekends are a blast with a ton of couples wandering around and having a fucking great night.
Cons:
- If you go on a week night than most evenings until late, around 10:00, it'll mostly be a wack load of single men wandering around looking to score. You have to be firm with them and tell them your not interested and if any are annoying you and won't listen then just tell the staff and they'll deal with them.
- It would be nice if they had disinfectant wipes near all the beds and free condoms, but condoms are available and the are towels to but the wipes would be a lot more comforting to have.
- Location is a little sketchy.

Link: The Green Door



Monday, August 27, 2012

Introduction

Well let's start this off with a story, shall we?

Okay, so we had for a long time talked as many couples have I'm sure, and I hope, about our fantasies  and the one we had talked about many times was to try and have a threesome. Omg, I know how exciting, eh? But up till that point we had had sex just about everywhere you could imagine, the change room at several retailers, the chairlift at a mountain ski hill, the local park, sports fields, and as proud Canadians of course the canoe and the list goes on. I guess the important thing was in hindsight that we liked the thrill of being exposed, of maybe getting caught. But after we had done this for some time it was time to move on to the next fantasy....

A threesome.

How to have a threesome? What kind of threesome? MMW? MWW? And who do you ask? All very important questions we needed to asks each other and have well defined answers too.

So how to have a threesome? Well if you are to believe Penthouse letters they're happening everywhere, but outside of awkward cumbersome encounters in high school or backstage of a rock concert I don't think so. So we turned to where everyone does the Internet. But unfortunately much of the advice on the net is seemingly taken from Penthouse so not much help there and we were forced to go it ourselves.

So what kind of threesome? We had talked a fair bit an she couldn't see herself having two men in her at the same time, I told her that's not the way it has to go but that's the way she felt and so that's the way we needed to go. Alright, so, now we need to find a woman.

Who do you ask? Friends are out, we have only so many friends and a friendship is to valuable to risk with the awkwardness that would surely com after a night of playing naked twister. So once again we turned to the Internet, namely Craigslist.

So let's review, we are now looking for a MWW encounter over the internet on Craigslist.

Do you know how hard that is? It's got to be next to impossible, we tried off and on for maybe a year. Post after post, with humor details pictures we tried everything we even had several responses all went no where. We were sad. Then one October we went to Los Vegas and we tried Craigslist again thinking "this is sin city, how can you not get laid?" Well we didn't get anywhere, then we even tried looking at those stupid cards the Mexicans hand out on the strip. But then we thought again this is Sin city why not try a swingers club? After all we're only 3000km from home who's going to catch us? So we went to the Green Door Swingers club and since then we haven't looked back.
Okay, we did try Craigslist again but that's a story for another day....